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Spiders Demotivational Poster

SPIDERS - The common ground between grown men and little girls.

TAGS: spiders scary girls men
Rating: 3.18/5

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falloutghoul - January 21, 2012, 1:22 pm
Mother. Of. God.
RAWR - December 11, 2009, 5:13 pm

Political Correctness -

TAGS: black widow spiders politically correct
Rating: 4.58/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 19, 2013, 12:37 pm
Would it sound politically incorrect if I said "they all look the same to me"? heh heh
EmilioDumphque - June 19, 2013, 10:00 am
That's not a Black Widow anyway. It's a Redback, from Australia.

AUSTRALIA - And you thought their Spiders were big !!

TAGS: australia spiders big critters centipede
Rating: 2.69/5

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glen567 - December 25, 2012, 6:49 pm
That centipede isn't from Australia, it's from America.
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 2:28 pm
LOL.... ladies and gentlemen; LD!
LogicDude - June 6, 2009, 1:56 pm
But does the carpet match the drapes?
Gorp - June 6, 2009, 10:18 am
Except that thing lives in Arizona. (Red-headed centipede).

ARACHNOPHOBIA - I have just developed it.

TAGS: spiders
Rating: 4.41/5

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Darlin - April 24, 2011, 11:05 am
gives me the creeps just looking at it.
Tigrex1995 - November 7, 2010, 5:17 pm
It looks like a giant frickin hairball. If I saw that though I would probably go ballistic


TAGS: calendar spiders gone
Rating: 4.87/5

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Greeny - August 4, 2011, 6:54 am


TAGS: spiders bitches which do you fear more housewife home maker they will f ck you up
Rating: 3.33/5

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thatonechick - June 26, 2010, 11:59 am
Oh my fucking god. jdkslagjdaskojfdopjfiasdjfdks!!!! I'm scared...
Densaku - February 4, 2010, 7:57 am
Aaaaaaah... So cuuute...Until they start to eat each other.
Zed - October 30, 2009, 5:54 pm
Eh, I'm an arachnophile. I used to own a tarantula and three wolf spiders when I was a kid.
LD0ne - October 30, 2009, 4:36 pm
u know a lot about spiders zed..
Zed - October 20, 2009, 4:07 pm
These are Aussie Huntsman spiders. Scary looking, but harmless. The ones you need to worry about are the Syndney Trapdoor spider, the Black Wishbone Spider, and the Australian Redback Spider. Those're frikking deadly!
_Ally - October 20, 2009, 11:21 am
Someone's house or not. If you got spiders in there that long to nest you need to burn it down. I hate spiders and I would flamethrower the place then use the rocket launcher just to be sure they were dead.
Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 12:42 am
Gentlemen, we're forgetting about collateral damage. This is somebody's house!...o, well. Noone I know. Let's just torch the place.
tombofray - October 19, 2009, 10:59 pm
but a rocket launcher might just spray them everywhere...personaly i agree with flamethrower
Ice Wolf Ninja - October 19, 2009, 10:52 pm
A rocket launcher would be better! I fuckin' HATE spiders. Besides that picture was probably taken in Australia. They have spiders that are the size of Goddamn plates!!!
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:55 pm
Clos - October 19, 2009, 9:47 pm
It might be overkill...but a flamethrower would be nice
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:22 pm
Seriously! Ah, I hate spiders. I'm going to cringe every time i look at this.
Bob D. Sailor - October 19, 2009, 8:57 pm
Screw bricks, cinder blocks shall be shat upon seeing this.


TAGS: couldnt help myself i do hate spiders though
Rating: 4.26/5

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GreyScorpion - March 16, 2010, 8:20 pm
you know, I have to agree. good idea
Zealot - March 16, 2010, 7:31 pm
reason is right
Reason - March 16, 2010, 6:35 pm
I would have went with arachnophilia.

SPIDERS - It may take a long time, but once they have decided you are for dinner, You ARE for dinner.

TAGS: spiders
Rating: 3.5/5

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falloutghoul - August 31, 2011, 10:57 pm
Smart Spider; now run through a swarm of gnats.
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 6:27 pm
been awhile since he used his anter...I know the feeling :(...5L


TAGS: spiders thegambler kenny rogers
Rating: 4.6/5

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falloutghoul - August 31, 2011, 10:49 pm
Forget the car; hitchhike!
Superjenny - August 6, 2011, 12:33 am
Unfortunately no, bloody delicate ecosystems... Curses...
Kspace - August 5, 2011, 9:27 am
Is this not a species we should be actively trying to wipe out?


TAGS: philosophy patience spiders virtue
Rating: 4.58/5

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spacedog - May 5, 2011, 5:46 pm

WHAT FDR REALLY SAID - “There is nothing to fear but fear itself, and spiders. I hate spiders”

TAGS: jan 4 spiders fdr
Rating: 4.22/5

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thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 11:23 am
Oh my effing God. LoL! Where was I when you made this, amina?
Mr. Shiny - January 24, 2010, 2:51 pm
I love it.
CANADA - January 4, 2010, 2:00 am
LinkFox101113 - January 3, 2010, 11:10 pm
Nice... *shudders*


TAGS: nospiderswereharmedduringyourfeebleattempttoproveyourmanhood
Rating: 3.35/5

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Treehodger - March 6, 2010, 12:50 am
True story here. My neighbor had a 10 year old son, who literally broke down into tears and screaming / crying hysterically due to a tiny spider and his dad laughed and said "You're like a million times bigger then it! Pansy."
erock - February 5, 2010, 3:08 pm
sean, that is awesome!
Sean - April 7, 2009, 10:19 pm
Thank you. And the spider got away. I love spiders. Just not those daddy long legs -- those bastards creep me out big time. Rather hold a freakin' turantula. Thanks again. Bye.
agdaniele - April 7, 2009, 10:04 pm

RADIOACTIVE SPIDERS - Let em bite you You become spiderman

TAGS: australian spiders
Rating: 2.52/5
Asbestos - November 28, 2008, 7:52 am
Australian spiders are different, we just super-charge the poison so it kills you faster.

SPIDERMAN - If word gets out, there goes his street credibility ...

THE MOMENT YOU REALISE... - It's not the size, nor the fact that people eat them, but the sheer quantity of these Spiders that scare you.

TAGS: spiders asians
Rating: 4.14/5

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Oiler - January 15, 2013, 7:05 pm
I am so glad I live where I do. I do wish you all would hurry up and eat faster. Lols to Gary...now I have even more ?s
EmilioDumphque - September 1, 2012, 2:58 am
At least you know you're not just at Disneyland, you really ARE someplace different!
GaryO - August 20, 2012, 3:30 pm
Well, that answers some questions I’ve been having about Sho…some questions…certainly not all
Sho - August 20, 2012, 2:34 pm
Yes indeed, with onions. But I still don't like it lol. It does smell delicious when cooked though
gas - August 20, 2012, 1:06 pm
where I'm from we cook that too (maybe it's the same country xD).. I didn't like it the first time I tasted it either, but now I find it's delicious, especially prepared with onions
Sho - August 20, 2012, 12:54 pm
Yea it turns into some meaty looking stuff thats edible. Dunno much about how to prepare it and such but I don't like it
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2012, 12:51 pm
Say What!?!
Sho - August 20, 2012, 9:19 am
Where I'm from, people cook goat (or cow) blood, and eat it. Tastes horrible
Zetmonk - August 20, 2012, 8:31 am
I don't know. You pretty much got me on all three...
GaryO - August 18, 2012, 8:33 pm
M-M-M-M arachnilicious
rerun - August 18, 2012, 4:54 pm

scary what some people eat.

SPIDERS - Screw you, Evolution. Four legs is ENOUGH!!!

TAGS: spiders gross arachniphobia i hate spiders
Rating: 4.73/5

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Derek - November 19, 2010, 3:33 pm
What the... it seem eight legs weren't enough here!
agdaniele - September 18, 2010, 8:18 pm
It reads like texans talk... I fail to see any problem. 5 lionses.
flint - September 18, 2010, 5:33 pm
yep! gotta agree with that...
Claire - September 18, 2010, 5:27 pm
Shit. ARE. Four legs ARE* enough.

DEADLY FEMALES - Pleasing you is feigned. Their true intentions are hidden beneath a veil of sincerity. Your lust is your submission to control.

IRAQ - Come see the wildlife!

TAGS: spiders
Rating: 1.64/5

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Burn$ - July 22, 2009, 11:37 am
Camel spiders..... tasty
Sean - December 20, 2008, 12:25 am
THE CRABS So only date "nice" girls, K?
WhoWhatWhenWhere - December 19, 2008, 11:23 pm
Holy shit.
wow - October 24, 2008, 1:02 am
regardless of what they are, they're still fuckin creepy
Jungie - October 24, 2008, 12:52 am
They're neither spiders nor scorpions. They're a completely different type of arachnid called solifugids.
Shtoink - October 24, 2008, 12:31 am
who said it was a trick with perspective? all it is is a close up of 2 camel spiders...
Johnny - October 23, 2008, 6:44 pm
Too bad camel spiders aren't real spiders. If I'm right they are a type of scorpion.
Zed - October 23, 2008, 9:40 am
Eh, camel spiders and tricks with perspective. Big deal. I've seen bigger tarantulas in Missouri.

I SEE TREES OF GREEN - Red roses too...I see them bloom.. Suddenly they uproot.And I think to myself I need to lay off the Acid.

TAGS: spiders
Rating: 4/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:37 pm
spacedog - April 19, 2010, 11:33 pm
Awesome to see you submit a bunch today too Moo+, lots of 5Ls.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 1:27 pm
Really?......what have you been drinking.......besides toilet water.
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 9:51 am
Mooooooooooooooooooooo that wasn't acid. I just peed on a piece of paper and sold it to you.
agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 8:26 am
5 wonderful worlds!

ARACHNOPHOBIA - Not just spiders, it applies to scorpions as well... Especially grey ones!

TAGS: not just spiders it applies to scorpions as well
Rating: 4.42/5

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GreyScorpion - June 3, 2010, 10:26 am
usually it cracks
culos - June 3, 2010, 10:23 am
Doesn't your mirror fog up then????
GreyScorpion - June 3, 2010, 10:20 am
I've seen that face before....when I've walked out of the shower :) 5L
deadraisin - June 3, 2010, 7:16 am
You of course are forgetting the often overlooked third arachnoid. TERMITES! Ooh scarier still.


THE MEANS TO GAIN HAPPINESS IS...... - to throw out from oneself like a spider in all directions an adhesive web of love......or no strings sex!!!!

No Fear -

TAGS: fear pets spiders
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - April 7, 2014, 10:48 am
Awww what a bummer! I guess you'll have to get a giant spider instead ;)
MissPriss - April 7, 2014, 10:44 am
I've always wanted a de-scented skunk. Nobody's messing with a gal walking a skunk down the street, nor breaking into a house as a skunk meanders around the corner into plain view. But alas, illegal 'round here cuz of the high rate and risk of rabies :(

Flatulance -

If you can't face your fears -

TAGS: facing fear spiders
Rating: 4.8/5

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RetiredUSNChief - June 30, 2013, 11:35 am
I have GOT to get my son a pair of these!

spiders -

TAGS: spiders
Rating: 4.8/5

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chickenlittle - December 18, 2013, 9:40 pm
I just cancelled our trip to Arkansas Oldsod, they give me the heebie jeebies!
Oldsod - December 18, 2013, 5:46 pm
...I used to be able to say that I'd been bitten by every arachnid in Arkansas. Then I saw your poster, and remembered that we do, in fact, have tarantulas here...5 hairy shivers...

let the fun -

TAGS: spiders are so much fun
Rating: 4.78/5

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GaryO - June 15, 2014, 5:59 pm
this, I'm going to do
Reality Lord - June 13, 2014, 5:01 pm



TAGS: spiders swallow
Rating: 4.5/5

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TheOne - May 17, 2011, 3:36 pm
actualy i was wiping my "release" off.
440wakeup - May 16, 2011, 5:55 pm
20 if he comes to my house....I'm fixing to bug-bomb the place.

ARACHNOPHOBIA - Is caused by the World Wide Web.



TAGS: black widow spiders death
Rating: 3.31/5

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Sean - September 18, 2009, 12:16 am
Or simply become pretty much constant. Welcome to Dudestown.
Sean - September 16, 2009, 11:37 pm
I'm from Canada. Land of crocs and track pants (worn by people who have never ever even owned a gym membership). So chalk it up to one hell of a lucky guess. Which means I get to live, k?
Sean - September 16, 2009, 11:30 pm
DB's right ... AGAIN! Note the hour-glass "figure" on the abdomen ... classic femme fatale tactic ... so as to disguise the absence of a true hour glass figure.
lolman - September 16, 2009, 11:11 pm
Mark, i've thought about your comment and realised it is in fact you that are the imbecile. This is a redback spider. Black widows do not have red markings. Redbacks have them on the back, and often on the belly.
Mark - May 13, 2009, 11:18 pm
OK...just let me know if you change your mind. I'm starting to itch just thinking about the critters.
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 11:01 pm
I like to watch 'em. The way they move says "painful death". To disturb the balance now I think would be a mistake, as I am horribly outnumbered. It's okay.
Mark - May 13, 2009, 10:57 pm
Haarakkon - Send me your address in a PM on the forum and I'll send you a can of Raid. Do you actually turn these little pets over to look at their tummies? I step on them unless they're Daddy Long Legs because they allegedly eat mosquitoes.
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 10:42 pm
I live in a house infested with these recluses. They don't bother me and I don't bother them. I can't fathom how omg figures that is the top. It is clearly the bottom of her abdomen.
Mark - May 13, 2009, 10:27 pm
omg - Since Michele Obama's wardrobe choice for Barack's victory speech in Grant Park, I've looked at numerous pictures of Black Widow spiders and they all look like the one above. Now maybe you should reconsider who the imbecile is.
omg - May 13, 2009, 9:52 pm

SPIDERMAN - better make room for Colbert

SPIDERS - bring new meaning to sting lyrics

TAGS: spiders
Rating: 2.75/5

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Preacher Man - January 1, 2013, 7:29 pm
There's a butterfly trapped in a spider's web (That's my soul up there)...

fear -

TAGS: fear itself nothing creepy spiders
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 29, 2015, 12:50 am
Thanks Jesus!
MissPriss - October 29, 2015, 12:49 am
This one is in honour of my middle son...never knew a guy could scream in that high of a tone...teehee
JesusWept - October 28, 2015, 3:49 am
Excellent! L L L L L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 28, 2015, 2:08 am
Amen, MissPriss! AMEN!

Aracnophobia -

TAGS: spiders are scary
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - December 22, 2014, 8:11 pm
About 12 years old, we put some garter snakes in the neighbor's car. Pretty similar result. Uh oh! Admission of guilt on Motifake... 5'd.

spider!!!!!! -

TAGS: lion arachniphobia spiders
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 8, 2015, 10:53 pm
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!! I think we all have someone in our lives like this. One of my neighbors comes running out of the house and into the street. The whole neighborhood knows when there's a spider in her house!!! ROTFL!!!! Thanks, RL!
Reality Lord - May 8, 2015, 4:47 pm



TAGS: nasua nasuella coati tarantula spiders
Rating: 5/5

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MashiMashi - March 11, 2015, 10:16 am
Football season
MissPriss - March 8, 2015, 5:15 pm
5L mashi...were ya been buddy?
EmilioDumphque - March 7, 2015, 9:24 pm

The Brain That Would Not Die -

TAGS: picking battles seats jars spiders
Rating: 4.67/5

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steve1961 - December 27, 2015, 1:49 pm
My gf never complains about the toilet being up...For one, I never leave it up because I hate it more than she does and second, she knows that if she did complain about it, I'd probably glue everything down and piss in the sink.
concern3 - December 27, 2015, 4:09 am
You nailed it a 5er

Bring It on spiders! -

Trepidation -

TAGS: fear itsel and effing spiders
Rating: 4.45/5

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mizzdizz - January 29, 2016, 11:06 am
---seeing as how the lepracaun at this end is already dead and the mighty Thor has taken his gold---5 L Yuk-yuk!